When I was 8 years old, I wrote an ‘About Me’ essay. I lived in Blue Point, New York. I wanted to be a ballerina and my hero was Joan Collins. Even then I couldn’t resist the outre glamour. Sequins before 10am was my kind of style protocol. Even still, I’m a firm adherent of the Collins ‘you can never have too much fashion’ theory. Hence the reason I’m waiting patiently for the mother of all makeover shows – Joan Collins Does Glamour – 9pm tonight on ITV1!